Soggy fish

Four words: Long John Silver's commercials.

Imagine: you're sitting in your local Long John Silver's, about to chow down on some deep fried crispy fish when SPLOOOOSH--a huge wave crashes over you, leaving you, your hushpuppies, and your fish dripping with water.

I know fish come from the sea. And I know it's tempting to put water with seafood. But if the point of your restaurant is to have crispy fish--and you dump water on customers--don't you then have soggy fish?

Take a minute to image what soggy fried fish tastes like.

I'm just sayin'.