Love of hamburgers: ruined.

I overheard a guy talking about this commercial the other day, in which Padma Lakshmi orgasmically eats a Hardee's burger.

"It's so hot dude," he said to his friend. "So fucking hot."



I didn't say anything at the time, but this commercial makes me want to vomit. You know the part where she licks the ketchup from her finger? You know, the ketchup that used to be on her ankle? I gagged the first time I saw it.

"It's supposed to be funny, Holly," my brother says. "You're supposed to laugh a it."

There is nothing funny about making me lose my appetite for hamburgers.